2 single guys accidently at the potted immitation flower section of a superstore
guy1: hey I like this flower. How about I buy it
guy2: It is too colorful for ur room. Why not go for smthing matching, like a cactus
guy1 : I had one, when I bought it, it was round and hard like me, now it is like u ( thin and skinny)
I will buy this and put it next to my TV
guy2 : it is not you ( the flowers). It is too bright. ( meaning you are boring and dull :-)
hey u can present the cacti to a girl. tell her i am like this, hard outside, but soft inside.
guy1: she would run it over with a lawn mover.
and so we discussed and discussed about buying the flowers.
and like any set of single guys, finally decided to buy nothing :)