The Temple was full of people.
And the Gods were happy
God was smiling at his people, when all of a sudden , he sees a strange figure lurking around
Now God being God can focus and see through, to the hiding person and
Ohhh Nooo...
what is he doing here.
With surprise, anger and rage, he confronts
God : hey jeseem, what happened ? how come you here ?
Did the sun rise from the West ? Wait I didn't order that
me: ( with that innocent smile) Can't I come to see you
God : Now I do miracles, but this is one miracle that even I am surprised with.
As I remember from our last conversation,
I expected/hoped/prayed never to see you for a long time.
me: I came 'cause, some things, I can get only here.
God : At last you have seen the light.
Tell me , ooh unworthy child, what boon do you ask for ?
Do you want a long life?
Do you want peace ?
Do you want to stop getting kicked my the other gender. Wait I wasn't responsible for that , atleast not completely ;-)
me : well, there is a small immediate matter.
me: I have heard that I can get good sweets ( candies) and excellent mouth-watering food.
God: HAHA...
mr. smart guy, I knew you would come here for this.
so the devotees who came before you felt more hungry today ( call it divine intervention ;-) )
and so they finished all the food just before you came.
and so I came back home emptyhanded, from my visit to Livermore temple in California.
Guess its better to hit the neighborhood bakers
Or you can just visit my blog! : )
ReplyDeletethats one of the reason i visit ur blog :P
ReplyDeleteA conversation with God LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteempty-stomach? awww poor u lol
ReplyDeletei hope u had enough food after this.
I think god wanted you to fast & lose some wieght.he he
ReplyDeleteNext time go early
Poo : ;-)
ReplyDeleteniki chan : i straight went to a friend's place and had my fill.
BnB: I am in the limit of minimum weight. can't go down below, or I would become a walking talking Ad of world hunger
oooh how i love the Gods!!!!! for the divine intervention!
ReplyDelete:P :P!!
A very good sense of humour..
ReplyDeletei like it..
shammu
ReplyDeleteu too brutus....
:))
mona
thank u for the praise :)
Jeseem...It was good to see u the other day. I'm sad to say that I got many complaints from my devotees that they lost their shoes after their prayer on that day. I can remember you were the only unusual visitor on that day. I hope you were really in search of sweets and not of shoes. If it were you please stop giving me more troubles. As the God I'm supposed hear everyones complaints. But whom will I complain about you :-((
ReplyDeletehey messenger of god, sorry u got the wrong jeseem. incorrect address.
ReplyDeletewho is this messenger i wonder :)
gud one :D .. comments are good too :))) , esply - the walking & talking Ad of world hunger .. cant stop lol .. :D ..!!
ReplyDeletebtw , wen/y did u get kicked by the those who share ur B'day with u ? ;0) !!