I was sitting online chatting at around 1 am and and had bored all friends by now.
Then I saw a friend "married guy" -- abc, who lives close by, online.
me : hey boss. no sleep
me : ?
me : u need to get a good beating from ur wife
me : :-)
abc : : this is mrs abc not abc
me : ohhh
me : oops
I logged off :-)